ICE Nabs Two MORE Haitian Nationals in Ohio

Mock news bulletin, delivered in my best serious voice: ICE has arrested two more people from Haiti in Ohio, accused of illegally collecting food stamps. Breitbart reports it's part of a crackdown in the state, and that little word "more" tells you somebody's been burning the midnight oil.

Now, details are thin, folks. Breitbart doesn't say what the charges are, how much in benefits we're talking about, or where the cases stand in court, and it's the only outlet running this one so far. These are accusations, not convictions, and I'll wait on the paperwork like a man waits on a vet bill.

But enforcing the rules on benefits meant for people who qualify? That's kitchen-table common sense. Fixing it would require common sense, and they're fresh out. Apparently somebody in Ohio finally found some.