Satire: Dem Hired Son of Alaska's Decoy Dan
Not the Bee · first seen 3d ago · 1 outlet
A satire site says the son of Alaska challenger Daniel J. Sullivan works for Representative Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, a Democrat who co-chairs the Blue Dog Coalition with Mary Peltola. It cites The New York Times for the claim that Democrats put a second Sullivan on the ballot to confuse Republicans. I've seen confusing ballots. Usually it's a county clerk with a bad copy machine, and nobody hires his kid to fix it. If that's what happened, I'd want the paperwork before I believed it. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Two Dan Sullivans is confusing enough, and I don't need a consultant to tell me which way the cattle are facing.
I fenced in the good parts. The whole pasture's this way:
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