Swanepoel Ring Fuels Brady Dating Rumors

Fox News and the Daily Mail say Candice Swanepoel and Tom Brady are rumored to be dating, citing unnamed sources who say the pair live in Miami. Neither has confirmed a thing, which is the most sense anybody has shown in this business. The Daily Mail spotted Swanepoel in Surfside with a thick gold band on her left hand, and that's about as useful for telling what it means as a screen door on a submarine. Page Six says she and Joan Smalls had a falling out over comments since deleted. A representative says the two share a longstanding friendship she will always respect, a mighty tidy answer for a falling out. Around here we call that a rumor, not a ring. The press calls it a slow news day.