Full-Size Candy Bars, Air Force One Flyover

About 6,000 people turned out on the South Lawn Thursday for the White House Halloween event, where President Trump and Melania handed trick-or-treaters commemorative full-sized chocolate bars. Any parent knows the house that gives out full-sized bars is the one the kids talk about until Easter. Then Air Force One flew over the lawn, and the White House posted video of it. The NY Post says the president even danced a little to the Ghostbusters theme.

Treasury shared coloring books about Trump Accounts, and Agriculture set up a giant pumpkin for photos. Washington handing kids crayons and a gourd is about the most harmless thing it does all year.

A neighbor of mine runs the one porch in the county that does full-sized bars. Nobody has ever egged his house.